“WERUH beli Ned ana wong dagang daging wedus karo wong dagang iwak gulet ?!”
“Lha…embuh Bos, ora ngrungu,” jawab Juned.
“Kedadiane ning pasar endi?” Takone Juned.
“Ya ning pasar daging karo iwak, masa ning pasar lowak…?!”
“Loroane bacok-bacokan sampe endase misah,” jare Bos Bewok.
“Masya Allah….?! Yuh Bos, ndeleng supaya aja ketinggalan berita !”
“Arep pada mendi ?” Takone Abud.
“Isun penasaran ana wong dagang daging karo iwak gulet, sampe tangan, sikil lan endase misah,” jare Juned.
“Lha masih gelem dibobadi ning Bos bae, masa wong dagang daging karo iwak endase dempet ? Ya pasti misah lah…!”
“Wuah… Bos Bewok Bobad bae…!!” jare Juned.
“Xix xix xix xix….!!” Bos Bewok gemuyu ngikik.(Mama Ilik)