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Beo Kecing

JUNED wis lawas ngopeni manuk beo, sampe bisa ngoceh apa bae.

Waktu ana tukang jamu gendong liwat, si beo dibisiki Juned “Mbak jamu ayu…! Mbak jamu ayu…!!”  

Beo langsung ngoceh “Mbak jamu ayu…! Mbak jamu ayu…!!” 

Waktu ana tukang baso liwat, Juned mbisiki beo “Tukang baso pao….! Tukang baso ombloh…!!”  

 Beo langsung ngoceh “Tukang baso pao….! Tukang baso ombloh…!!”  

Pas ana wong dagang bakpao, Juned mbisiki beo “Bakpao mambu…! Bakpao mambu…!!”

Bagen mengkel, tukang bakpao keder, lantaran kang ngomong manuk beo.

 Waktu  ana preman kang galak liwat, Juned mbisiki beo ”Preman blesak…! Preman belek…!!”

“Waduh….emong Bos isun wedi, ning kono bae kang ngomong…..,” jare beo.

“Lha….dasar beo kecing…!” jare Juned.

“Bose apa maning, luwih kecing….!” jawab beo. (Mama Ilik)

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